Broken all over

Posted : 1 day, 4 hours ago on 23 July 2008 10:38 (A review of Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing)

I can say I have played a whole lot of bad games Action 52, Cheetahmen 2, Bebe's Kids they were bad and this is just terrible. Big Rigs does claim so much as police cars chasing you as by looking at the cover along with other cars on the road. This game is a pack of lies really I have never seen anything so bad.

The game has no intro it just takes you to the main screen it does let you chose from 4 trucks does it matter which one you pick not really. The game has 5 tracks oh I am sorry 4 the other makes the game crash not getting off to a good start are we. Well it just never gets any better so your about to start the race and my opponent is doing nothing just stuck there wheres the fun none at all. So now I am playing the game I find no other cars in the game and I am going throw buildings, bridges and even flying in the air. Why is there a clock there you could take the whole day and win if you want there is no point it does not even fit in the box they made for the clock. The Rig has lights which are not even attached to it. When I press Tab I can play as my opponent and if I press it again the game crashes. The game has no sound effects the truck can turn fast and even spin fast it can. I played this and got no music I know it features music. So once your finished you get the famous You're Winner which then sends you back to the main screen.

The graphics are horrible it is like an early PS1 game even worse then what most budget companies have on offer. As for the patch Stellar Stone made it makes no difference it was still the same. This game was clearly not tested and the people who created it clearly do not know what they were doing it look at the credits it only names about 8 or 9 people. It is a shock to even find that this was released which it never made a release here but I still got to play it. Check it out if you want to see how bad it really is if not then stay away and watch the video with Alex Navarro who used to work for Gamespot he does not even have to say anything at all you can see it in his face how bad it is.

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This game is boring

Posted : 2 weeks, 2 days ago on 8 July 2008 08:55 (A review of Arcade Classics)

Recently I took a look at Arcade Classics because I didn't really know what was featured on this game. In 1996 came this very game which does feature only 3 games and these are Centipede, Missile Command, Pong (which is included as a bonus yes that is the best they can do). As for these there all Atari games so why wasn't the game called Atari Arcade Classics. The main issue with this game is that the graphics and sound is the same so you don't get any remixed versions just ports from the Atari 2600. I don't really need to go into that much detail of these games cause we have seen them before. I own the Atari 2600 and believe me there was better games like Food Fight for instance that was a classic.

This is a poor game with only 3 games on here when you could of got more I mean look at the Mega Games also released on Genesis/Mega Drive at least one of them had 10 games in 1. If you see this game it is worth a miss the only good thing to say about it is the intro screen.

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Weird Game Cover

Posted : 1 month ago on 18 June 2008 04:38 (A review of Phalanx)

Phalanx is your average space shooter on the SNES but it has some of the most weird box covers I have ever seen and why false advertising. The old guy with the Banjo does not even feature in the game why this happened I read somewhere that the developers added the man to attract customers as many space shooters where on SNES at that time. The game is OK but to me it's just pretty much the same as most space shooters and I for one am not a big fan of this type of genre.

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Noah in Wolfenstein 3D

Posted : 1 month, 1 week ago on 14 June 2008 03:35 (A review of Super Noah's Ark 3D)

This was a bible game released by Wisdom Tree which Nintendo never licensed the game so Wisdom Tree never had any games licensed games by Nintendo at all so they are committing a sin aren't they well I think they are. Now about this game Super Noah's Ark 3D this is just a copy of Wolfenstein 3D instead you play as Noah and animals attack you, what you got to do is knock out the animals with food (yes food can knock out animals now lol) The game is a mess I played it with an emulator and the controls just suck everything about this is bad and the music is awful. I can't explain this anymore I will give this game a 1/10 trust me it is that bad. I only played this just to see what it is like so I don't follow the bible or go to church.

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Street Fighter II review

Posted : 1 month, 1 week ago on 11 June 2008 05:17 (A review of Street Fighter II)

This game was released in Brazil only this version I am talking about, released by TecToy. This is Street Fighter 2 which you know it is kind of weird it got released in 1997 well Brazil were still getting games on the Master System I have no clue why though. Street Fighter 2 is very different from other versions such as characters are replaced E. Honda, Zangief, Dhalsim and Vega are not here and are replaced with Balrog, Sagat and M. Bison (these are playable from the start as in World Warrior these were only CPU characters you could not unlock them). The graphics are good for an 8 bit system but as it is the Sega Master System the moves have been limited so you will not to be able to perform all the moves from other versions. This is a good port it even adds music which in 8 bit it sounds good and also adds an announcer voice which is OK. If you do want to play this version get a Master System emulator and find the ROM because finding the cartridge would be too hard as it was only released in Brazil.

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Indy

Posted : 1 month, 1 week ago on 11 June 2008 04:53 (A review of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade)

I got rid of my Sega Master System and this is the only game I have left and to be honest I hate Indiana Jones and the game on Master System is no better it was just bad.

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Sonic Blast review

Posted : 1 month, 1 week ago on 11 June 2008 04:42 (A review of Sonic Blast)

Sonic Blast on the Sega Master System was a game that was only released in Brazil in 1996. The games stages are pretty short and the game is fairly easy though the controls are a little slow at responding at times but this is a good Sonic title and is worth checking out.

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3 Games can you do them all in the time limit?

Posted : 1 month, 3 weeks ago on 28 May 2008 08:25 (A review of Nintendo World Championships 1990)

Nintendo World Championships this was not out in shops it was only for the Championship where players would see who is the fastest at doing these games. I was only very young while this took place which only happened in the US which I am not from there as I am from the UK. The games feature a certain target on each stage on once that has been done it will take you to the next game.

The game has Super Mario Bros in this one you have to get 50 coins to by doing it faster will give you more time to do the next stage. Rad Racer is the next game and in this game you must complete a race and again you have to do it as fast as possible so you will get plenty of time to do the next challenge. The next game and final one is Tetris really here just get a high score. After doing these games it will give you a score of each game and the time it had taken to complete.

I have played this and it is good but with it only been a championship cartridge I am not going to rate it top but as each game Mario is the best on here no doubt about it. The rating is not so good only 4 this is not a full game which is something you will already know if you are reading this. I did play this game but only with on an emulator.

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Terrible

Posted : 2 months ago on 25 May 2008 04:22 (A review of Action 52)

Who would want this pile of garbage Action 52 is one of the worst games I have played the games they are flat out boring and the 52 games well most have problems and at least one I recall does not work.

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Elephants with Diabetes im Serious

Posted : 2 months ago on 22 May 2008 05:59 (A review of Packy and Marlon)

This was from a website just to give you more information and more detail into the game

"A side-scrolling adventure game that helps children and teens with diabetes improve their diabetes self-management. Rats and mice invaded diabetes summer camp and scattered all the food and diabetes supplies throughout the woods, lakes, mountains, playgrounds, and haunted cabins. Packy and Marlon are diabetic elephants who thwart the invaders and find all the missing supplies. To stay in good shape during four simulated days, players must keep their character's diabetes under control by measuring and monitoring blood glucose, taking insulin, selecting a balanced diet in three meals and three snacks a day, and handling diabetes emergencies."

As for what I think the game is very slow and what you have to do is get food such as breakfast and find it there is bits of it all around the level. Before that you see one of the elephants with a needle. I don't like this game personally it might be good for people who are diabetic as it may help them in some sort of way. I personally knew nothing about this game I just was looking for Rom files and found this game. But I think it's a very depressing game it should of not been made it's not one that will make you happy and I have a feeling people who bought this game and who were diabetic did not like this. So as for this I cannot rate it as I am not diabetic but it may be useful for people who are diabetic. If you don't believe me about this game I will even show you cause I am not even making this up.

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