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Movie reviews by John

My thoughts on From Dusk till Dawn

Posted : 2 weeks, 2 days ago on 8 July 2008 09:10 (A review of From Dusk Till Dawn)

I had this movie on DVD for ages I just never watched it until a few days ago I never thought how good this movie was going to be but I did enjoy it. Quentin Tarantino plays the best part how friendly he can be then all of a sudden he's crazy it's just a shame he's not in the movie all the way. George Clooney he was decent but Quentin should of been the main character. From the start it just seems like Quentin's usual movies then like half way zombies come in it really kind of make it more interesting and just some parts are too funny.

I don't even think I need to explain what this movie is about it is a popular movie and loads of people have seen it. I thought it was great.

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The Rock in his best movie yet

Posted : 3 months, 1 week ago on 13 April 2008 05:28 (A review of The Game Plan)

I am a big fan of The Rock and this was a movie i had to see a comedy with The Rock. This movie is was not disappointed with i really enjoyed it the acting was spot on.

The story is like this The Rock plays Joe Kingman an American football player who is one of the best and who loves himself. Joe's life is so great until he finds out he has a daughter called Peyton played by Madison Pettis who Joe will have to get along with and also with him not been used to kids.

This movie was great it was funny The Rock is really in a good part for a change he really needs to do more movies like these because he's more of a family entertainer.

I don't care if people class this as a kids movie i like it and i found it funny and entertaining which i am also a big fan of The Rock. Madison Pettis is 8 yeah old when this movie was movie and she really plays a great part which surprised me as i had a feeling this movie may have been bad.

This is one worth checking out a great movie for the whole family. I have to say if The Rock was not in this movie i would of never have seen it.

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Not Bad could of been far better

Posted : 3 months, 2 weeks ago on 10 April 2008 07:12 (A review of Drillbit Taylor)

Drillbit Taylor was a decent movie but should have Owen Wilson in a bigger part. The movie offers a few laughs and the kid actors in the movie were OK the fit one was funny the other with the crazy hair he was so so the little kid he was annoying but a little funny. Josh Peck plays one of the bullies which he also does a good job. Overall though this movie could of been better but instead but it filed with wannabe gangsters in parts which does get annoying

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A comedy made well

Posted : 3 months, 2 weeks ago on 10 April 2008 07:10 (A review of Superhero Movie)

I enjoyed this movie it was funny and a whole lot better then Meet The Spartans the thing is this movie has a real storyline. I disagree though with Regina Hall only getting a small part as she is funny and should have had a bigger part. Drake Bell really makes it good been the main person in the movie and really proves how good of an actor he really is.
Wolverine should of been used because it only had a really and i mean really small part you blink you would miss him. The movie is short but better quality and better acting then Meet the Spartans this is worth checking out. Trust me the jokes are not bad they were actually funny.

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Bad movie and I am not joking.

Posted : 3 months, 2 weeks ago on 5 April 2008 06:20 (A review of Meet the Spartans)

The whole jokes in this movie were retarded and were not funny. Believe me the trailer is great then the movie is just really bad they use all the good jokes at the start. The movie runs out of ideas quickly and just try and take the p*ss out of everything. The gay jokes are annoying which happen the whole way over the movie. Beware if your looking for something like Scary Movie your not getting it here. Paris Hilton, Britney Spears some woman plays the same part and yet the only decent one in the movie. Everyone else in the movie oh Method Man was decent the rest were just bad Carmen Eletra can't act for her life shes only in this as eye candy.

The movie with it been based on a plot of 300 can't really go anywhere which means they lose ideas fast. Then come in shows and other stuff to try and add comedy such as Shrek, Deal or no Deal, American Idol, that model show thing, Spider-Man, Ghost Rider, Rocky etc these jokes aren't funny it's just funny if your an idiot but it's true. The movie seems like a total rush job and the makers seem like they never really thought about it. The movie only lasts for 1 hour and 15 mins not long thank god but if you wish to see the movie SAVE YOUR MONEY. I got the feeling when the people were writing and coming up with ideas for this movie they were stoned because i have never seen a movie that was so much of a mess..

A lot of the jokes seem to repeat it's self during the process which just adds even more crap making the movie dull and pointless expecting you to laugh at this movie. The people in the cinema sounded like they were pretending to laugh. There is scenes like when the child gets kicked beaten up yeah kids may find it funny but an adult won't.

The movie cost me £5.20 to watch it was just stupid for a movie of 1 hour 15 mins to short it was.

Then what i find so fu*cking annoying that weird guy from youtube Chris Crocker with his sh*t video of leave me alone he gets put into the movie. trust me AVOID!!!!!

This movie should of been a straight to DVD release because it does not even deserve to even make it to the big Screen (Cinema)

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WWE finally have a great movie

Posted : 4 months ago on 24 March 2008 11:50 (A review of The Condemned)

Finally this movie made it to the UK on DVD never even came to the cinema here at all which pi**ed me off sorry for my swearing. This movie was great the death scenes were awesome some were a little to sick.
Stone Cold is fantastic for the part and Vinnie Jones is an evil SOB check out the movie and watch tons of people die.
Entertaining great acting your getting it right here from this movie.

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This movie could of been good

Posted : 4 months ago on 23 March 2008 01:28 (A review of The Heartbreak Kid)

The Heartbreak Kid i really did find boring the jokes weren't funny and the story was just plain bad. The trailer was great but i just bought it on DVD for £10 if you ask me i just wasted £10. The humor is pretty much the same as Ben Stiller's other movies so nothing different. This movie should of and could of been a whole lot better shame.

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Don't Bother

Posted : 4 months ago on 22 March 2008 09:06 (A review of Nacho Libre)

I never found this funny at all i like wrestling but this was silly. The story plot has Jack Black fighting to be a wrestler for some orphans. The movie just bored me to death i like Jack Black he is funny but this movie is his worst i have seen.

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Terrible Movie

Posted : 4 months, 1 week ago on 15 March 2008 03:55 (A review of The New Guy)

The New Guy was boring it was not funny and kind of like that other boring movie not another teen movie i'm sorry but you must be stupid to even call this funny. Rating: 1/10

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Great Movie but cannot beat Hot Fuzz

Posted : 4 months, 3 weeks ago on 2 March 2008 02:39 (A review of Shaun of the Dead)

Shaun of the Dead was a funny movie but it cannot beat Hot Fuzz. If Resident Evil was like this then that would be awesome.
The whole plot of the story is Shaun played by Simon Pegg and his best friend Ed played by Nick Frost. Shawn girlfriend Liz has dumped him. Now Shawn and Ed find zombies in there back garden at there home and now it's up to a group of people to save themselves and get away from the zombies.
The movie is worth checking out as Simon Pegg and Nick Frost together they offer a good amount of laughs in the movie.

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