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Movie reviews by John

Could of been Good

Posted : 7 months, 2 weeks ago on 26 January 2008 07:47 (A review of Christmas with the Kranks)

This movie was not that bad this is all about Tim Allen and Jamie Lee Curtis wanting to skip Christmas to go on a holiday in the sun. Dan Aykroyd plays the main man on the street and will not rest until they put Frosty up there is some crazy stuff in the movie but does offer little laughs.

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Great Movie

Posted : 7 months, 2 weeks ago on 26 January 2008 07:42 (A review of Jingle All the Way)

I don't understand how this was rated as one of the worst Christmas movies. This is one of the best Christmas movies out there and its true if your looking for toy for your son or daughter your going to look everywhere and make them happy on that day.
Sinbad who plays The Mailman just makes the movie even better.

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Bee Movie review

Posted : 7 months, 3 weeks ago on 19 January 2008 11:49 (A review of Bee Movie)

Finally Dreamworks have a good animation i can't stand Shrek and the others they made but Bee Movie is entertaining. Jerry Seinfeld brings a good voice to the movie.

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AVP: Aliens vs. Predator - Requiem review

Posted : 7 months, 3 weeks ago on 19 January 2008 11:37 (A review of AVP: Aliens vs. Predator - Requiem)

AVP R i went to see this as there was no other good movies on in the cinema and i never seen the first movie but this was pretty good. The death scenes are pretty violent like Predator shots a blade at Alien then goes straight to the girl and pins her to the wall. There is death scenes that have children as well including the Aliens kill a bunch of baby's in the hospital but that is off screen.
My favorite scene is when Predator blowing the 2 stoned guys heads off it was funny. The acting was alright I think Predator is better then the Aliens i find the Predators have a lot more respect. It is well worth checking out for some gory action but it also made me laugh for some strange reason. The worst part is the ending it sucks and it was a little to retarded.

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Zathura: A Space Adventure review

Posted : 7 months, 4 weeks ago on 13 January 2008 09:30 (A review of Zathura: A Space Adventure)

Zathura was a really good movie it was funny in some parts. The best stuff about this movie is the effects like the space effect because it looked so real and it was just done really well.
The story was interesting and not a single part in the movie was boring it was all entertaining.

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School for Scoundrels review

Posted : 9 months, 1 week ago on 4 December 2007 03:49 (A review of School for Scoundrels)

School for Scoundrels is a pretty weird movie but i found it funny and entertaining it's a movie i can watch again and again.

Jon Heder and Billy Bob Thornton should team up again in another movie because they were great together in this.

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The Ringer review

Posted : 9 months, 1 week ago on 4 December 2007 03:47 (A review of The Ringer)

The Ringer was an ok movie just a movie you would never think Johnny Knoxville would be in. Johnny Knoxville plays a guy called Steve who is trying to raise money for surgery to re-attach his gardener's fingers which is $40,000. Also his uncle owes $40,000 because of gambling.

So Now Steve (Johnny Knoxville) enters the special Olympics and fix the composition. Now when Steve enters the Olympics oh and he pretends to be handicapped to get into the Olympics Steve changes his name to Jeffy. Along the way he makes friends.

It is an alright movie and the acting is great it's just the story is really predictable.

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Stealing Harvard review

Posted : 9 months, 2 weeks ago on 28 November 2007 06:16 (A review of Stealing Harvard)

This movie does not have really funny parts in it. I found this movie rather boring jokes were just to stupid to even laugh at. Jason Lee is an ok actor i have to say he was great in Chasing Amy and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back other stuff featuring him i hate. Tom Green i just never find funny. Dull movie and never got made much of here in the UK

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Pixar's top movie

Posted : 9 months, 2 weeks ago on 26 November 2007 06:43 (A review of Toy Story)

When this movie first came out that was about 1995 i really wanted to see it the trailers were brilliant.

The cinemas i remember were packed. This movie is great this is Pixar's best movie this has a great story to it and it was funny. The thing is with this movie its for anyone and not just for kids.

So its really worth watching cause its just amazing.

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Bride of Chucky review

Posted : 10 months ago on 12 November 2007 06:04 (A review of Bride of Chucky)

bride of chucky just is not scary just to boring and silly you want good movies of chucky watch the old child play movies 1,2 and 3 there better then this pile of crap

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