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The Ringer review

Posted : 1 year, 12 months ago on 4 December 2007 03:47 (A review of The Ringer)

The Ringer was an ok movie just a movie you would never think Johnny Knoxville would be in. Johnny Knoxville plays a guy called Steve who is trying to raise money for surgery to re-attach his gardener's fingers which is $40,000. Also his uncle owes $40,000 because of gambling.

So Now Steve (Johnny Knoxville) enters the special Olympics and fix the composition. Now when Steve enters the Olympics oh and he pretends to be handicapped to get into the Olympics Steve changes his name to Jeffy. Along the way he makes friends.

It is an alright movie and the acting is great it's just the story is really predictable.

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Stealing Harvard review

Posted : 2 years ago on 28 November 2007 06:16 (A review of Stealing Harvard)

This movie does not have really funny parts in it. I found this movie rather boring jokes were just to stupid to even laugh at. Jason Lee is an ok actor i have to say he was great in Chasing Amy and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back other stuff featuring him i hate. Tom Green i just never find funny. Dull movie and never got made much of here in the UK

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Pixar's top movie

Posted : 2 years ago on 26 November 2007 06:43 (A review of Toy Story)

When this movie first came out that was about 1995 i really wanted to see it the trailers were brilliant.

The cinemas i remember were packed. This movie is great this is Pixar's best movie this has a great story to it and it was funny. The thing is with this movie its for anyone and not just for kids.

So its really worth watching cause its just amazing.

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Bride of Chucky review

Posted : 2 years ago on 12 November 2007 06:04 (A review of Bride of Chucky)

bride of chucky just is not scary just to boring and silly you want good movies of chucky watch the old child play movies 1,2 and 3 there better then this pile of crap

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WWE Summerslam review

Posted : 2 years, 2 months ago on 3 September 2007 05:01 (A review of WWE Summerslam)

Summerslam 2001 this has to be one of my favorite Summerslam ppv as the other is the one from 2000.

This has some pretty good matches that do include.

WCW Championship - Booker t (King Booker) VS The Rock - This is a good match which is exciting all the way Shane McMahon tries screwing the rock into losing then the apa come out Bradshaw gives Shane a clothesline from hell the overall win went to the rock by beating booker with a rock bottom.

WWE Championship - Kurt Angle vs Stone Cold - This is a pretty good match Kurt Angle really does a good job but the overall win goes to Stone Cold by DQ.

Chris Jericho vs Rhyno - Chris Jericho great wrestler Rhyno is alright this one fight thats not to bad.

WWE Hardcore Title Ladder Match - Jeff Hardy vs Rob Van Dam - 2 great highflyers there hardcore for sure both men must of been in pain after this match.

The dvd gives you extras such such as stuff from heat. Im happy that i own the dvd with it no longer been sold anymore.

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Stitch! The Movie review

Posted : 2 years, 3 months ago on 16 August 2007 10:14 (A review of Stitch! The Movie)

Stitch the movie just was not as good as lilo and stitch this one was kind of boring. this was a direct to video release.

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Resident Evil review

Posted : 2 years, 3 months ago on 10 August 2007 07:13 (A review of Resident Evil)

I enjoyed the video game of Resident Evil but the movie wasnt to good it was actually boring. if they made the movie in CGI then i think it would be alot better.

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Mallrats review

Posted : 2 years, 3 months ago on 10 August 2007 07:06 (A review of Mallrats)

i watched this movie a long while ago i didnt think much of it it had some good parts like with stan lee. the best parts on this are with jay and slient bob (jason mews and kevin smith) i would of enjoyed this more with it was more to do with them.

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Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd review

Posted : 2 years, 3 months ago on 10 August 2007 06:58 (A review of Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd)

i thought this movie was going to be funny but its not at all. seems there just trying to make more money from a classic movie dumb and dumber from jim carrey and jeff daniels. the 2 in this movie are just crap. not worth watching

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Not Another Teen Movie review

Posted : 2 years, 3 months ago on 10 August 2007 06:53 (A review of Not Another Teen Movie)

this is one boring movie what doesnt make a point at all and its suppose to be a comedy the jokes are not even funny at all.

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