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House of 1000 Corpses review

Posted : 2 years, 4 months ago on 15 July 2007 04:10 (A review of House of 1000 Corpses)

i agree with the review below mine.
Evil Dead is better then this and this just looks so stupid it looks more like a comedy then a horror.
if you want a good movie see ichi the killer
As for house of 1000 corpses it is s**t not worth buying or watching at all same for devil rejects CRAP.
1/10 rob zombie ok singer, bad director

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1408 review

Posted : 2 years, 4 months ago on 15 July 2007 03:04 (A review of 1408)

This was a good movie strange in some parts kind of reminded me of identity.there's a few scares in movie i thought Samuel L Jackson would have had a bigger part.
I disagree with the review below mine its worth watching some great stuff in it.

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The Shining review

Posted : 2 years, 5 months ago on 18 June 2007 01:40 (A review of The Shining)

This a re-make of the shining which cant beat the classic this one looks stupid and the actors were bad.
Jack Nicholson is the best and no one can beat his version of the shining and stanley kubrick what a brilliant director he was.

Oh and i love that line from Jack Nicholson heres johnny classic but when the guy says it in this one its boring and no feeling to it.

This re-make is not worth watching at all.

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Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle review

Posted : 2 years, 5 months ago on 18 June 2007 01:13 (A review of Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle)

this movie is not bad has some good jokes in it but some arent funny but still worth checking out also in england they call it harold and kumar get the munchies. i cant wait to see what they do in karold and kumar 2 coming out 2008

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Vacancy review

Posted : 2 years, 5 months ago on 18 June 2007 01:06 (A review of Vacancy)

great movie good story plot to it. 2 people david and amy fox (kate beckinsale and luke wilson) david takes a short cut as he says and ends up getting lost so they meet this guy to try and fix there car. then once there back driving again there car breaks down. they then go back to the motel and from then on its crazy. First of all theres bangs coming from the door and they go out and no one is there.
David finds videos of people getting killed in the motel then when hes watching the video he soon finds out its the hotel where he is. The he finds there spying on him and amy from camera's all over the room. From then there hotel manager and his men are trying to kill them. The ending though was pretty weak but all together it was great.

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D.E.B.S. review

Posted : 2 years, 5 months ago on 18 June 2007 01:00 (A review of D.E.B.S.)

this movie sucks its stupid and the writing on it was bad the stars of the movie werent to good but devon aoki was alright still take it from me do not see this movie.

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London to Brighton review

Posted : 2 years, 6 months ago on 19 May 2007 08:47 (A review of London to Brighton)

This was actually good and its a pretty sad movie its about a women who is a Prostitute and she has got to get a girl who is 14. If she doesnt get a young girl she will die so she gives her to this old guy and she is there with the child only to end up killing the man finding its wrong putting a young girl up to prosistution. The movie is great if you like drama's this is one worth watching check it out. Cause stuff like this does happen which is sick. Prostitution is wrong and sick. There's a good cast in this and its worth checking out

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Sonic the Hedgehog: The Movie review

Posted : 2 years, 7 months ago on 27 April 2007 08:16 (A review of Sonic the Hedgehog: The Movie)

this movie really sucks sonic is a legend in games but movies more lik for little children

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WWE Summerslam '99 review

Posted : 2 years, 7 months ago on 23 April 2007 05:12 (A review of WWE Summerslam '99)

a great summerslam i own the dvd which is now rare great match with mr ass vs the rock the loser has to kiss this big womens ass pretty sick but funny. a hardcore match with big bossman vs al snow these 2 take it out of the arena and into a bar its got to be one of the best hardcore match i have seen. Test VS Shane Mcmahon another great match,

and the main event
Triple Threat WWE Championship Match:
Mankind v. Steve Austin v. Triple H
this isnt a bad match pretty good with the special guest ref as jesse the body. if u own the dvd it has commentry from stone cold steve austin, triple h and mankind which makes it best to own the dvd

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WWE No Mercy review

Posted : 2 years, 7 months ago on 23 April 2007 05:07 (A review of WWE No Mercy)

eddie's last ppv and yes its a pretty good one the eddie and batista story line was funny just wish they could carry it on smackdown is not the same without eddie i sure do miss him. this also has a casket match with bob and randy orton vs the undertaker these are the only 2 worth seeing oh and simon dean been made to eat all them burgers yes its so funny.

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